Classy joint!
Coconut. Rum.
And little parasols...
Thursday, July 30, 2009
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Mullet... So Long
Mullet... so long;
Nurtured for years.
He is proud.
Nurtured for years.
He is proud.
Labels:
mullet,
trailer-trash style
Old Tires
Old tires...
Stacks and stacks ~
Wall of rubber.
Stacks and stacks ~
Wall of rubber.
Labels:
eyesore,
old cars and junkyards,
the lawn
Sometimes I Dream
Sometimes I dream
This old tin box ~
Into a doublewide...
This old tin box ~
Into a doublewide...
Labels:
double-wide trailers,
fixer upper
Monday, July 27, 2009
Big Mullet
Big mullet;
He combs it back...
Stud, so ready.
He combs it back...
Stud, so ready.
Labels:
big hair,
flirting,
greasy hair,
mullet,
trailer-trash style
Scrapper...
Scrapper...
Small, but wiry.
"Kick your ass, man!"
Small, but wiry.
"Kick your ass, man!"
Labels:
call the law,
fighting,
loud and obnoxious,
whup-ass
Floozie! Whut a Dress.
Floozie! Whut a dress.
I just wonder ~
Wher she got it...
I just wonder ~
Wher she got it...
Labels:
cleavage,
got no shame,
spandex
Pool Hall
Pool hall.
Big fight... damn!
Call the law.
Big fight... damn!
Call the law.
Labels:
call the law,
loud and obnoxious,
us against them
Saturday, July 25, 2009
My Bride Awaits...
My bride awaits...
Young, impatient!
Her mama won't sign.
Young, impatient!
Her mama won't sign.
Labels:
jailbait,
married at fourteen,
trailer-trash love
Old Carburetor
Old carburetor ~
Disassembled;
Awaits my whim.
Disassembled;
Awaits my whim.
Labels:
bone-idle lazy,
eyesore,
old cars and junkyards
Friday, July 24, 2009
Bubba Ain't Much
Bubba ain't much;
But, I love 'im.
Gap teeth and all...
But, I love 'im.
Gap teeth and all...
Labels:
crooked yellow teeth,
eyesore,
trailer-trash love
Shoes Does Better
Shoes does better...
Once somebody else ~
Wears 'em in.
Once somebody else ~
Wears 'em in.
Labels:
money or lack thereof,
trailer-trash style
Job. Work. Money.
Job. Work. Money.
I lay here in bed ~
And think not...
I lay here in bed ~
And think not...
Labels:
bone-idle lazy,
got no job,
money or lack thereof
Bartender!
Bartender!
Pass that broad a beer.
I feel lucky...
Pass that broad a beer.
I feel lucky...
Labels:
beer belly,
flirting,
trailer-trash love
A Old Car Door
A old car door ~
Against the fence.
Leaning... ferever open.
Against the fence.
Leaning... ferever open.
Labels:
eyesore,
old cars and junkyards
Thursday, July 23, 2009
Moon, Shining Soft.
Moon, shining soft... silver.
Stripes of rust, peeling paint...
How it flakes!
Stripes of rust, peeling paint...
How it flakes!
Labels:
eyesore,
fixer upper,
moonshine,
trailer trash
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Silver Streak...
Silver Streak...
Once, our dream.
Now, reality!
Once, our dream.
Now, reality!
Labels:
divine inspiration,
fixer upper
Big Flesh, Flappin'!
Big flesh, flappin'!
Grandma dances ~
In her thong...
Grandma dances ~
In her thong...
Labels:
about them bills,
buttcheeks,
eyesore,
fixer upper,
got no shame,
poor judgement,
spandex
Saturday, July 18, 2009
Fishin'. I Lay Here...
Fishin'. I lay here...
Keepin' one eye out ~
For the warden...
Keepin' one eye out ~
For the warden...
Labels:
call the law,
loafing,
us against them
Liar!
Liar!
I ain't no thief.
You cain't prove it, nohow.
I ain't no thief.
You cain't prove it, nohow.
Labels:
call the law,
gossip and lies,
i done got paroled
Lookit That Slut!
Lookit that slut!
Them bedsheets a'hern ~
Don't never cool.
Them bedsheets a'hern ~
Don't never cool.
Labels:
gossip and lies,
got no shame,
working on the side
Floozie...
Floozie...
Stuck to a barstool ~
Like glue.
Stuck to a barstool ~
Like glue.
Labels:
got no shame,
trailer trash,
working on the side
River View...
River view...
Holes in the wall ~
Unpatched.
Holes in the wall ~
Unpatched.
Labels:
downwardly mobile,
eyesore,
fixer upper
Beer Gut...
Beer gut...
Two-day stubble...
Sloppy kisses.
Two-day stubble...
Sloppy kisses.
Labels:
beer belly,
eyesore,
poor sanitation,
smooching,
trailer-trash love
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Vi-eeners...
Vi-eeners...
Pink and squashy ~
Juice slides, thick.
Pink and squashy ~
Juice slides, thick.
Labels:
nutritional choices,
vi-eeners
Peroxided Hair...
Hair, peroxided.
One more bottle ~
Pour it on!
One more bottle ~
Pour it on!
Labels:
black roots,
trailer-trash style
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Summer Days...
Summer days...
Back yard hog pen ~
Sour smells, wafting.
Back yard hog pen ~
Sour smells, wafting.
Labels:
critters,
poor sanitation,
the lawn
Monday, July 13, 2009
Flatfoot Mama
Flatfoot mama ~
Shuffles across the street.
Four toddlers... lagging.
Shuffles across the street.
Four toddlers... lagging.
Labels:
flatfoot,
poor judgement,
rugrats
"Disgraceful!" some say.
"Disgraceful!" some say.
Eyesore to them...
Home, to us.
Eyesore to them...
Home, to us.
Labels:
eyesore,
the lawn,
trailer trash
Friday, July 10, 2009
Mini Skirt
Mini skirt:
Twenty-four-inch thighs
Over knee cleavage.
Twenty-four-inch thighs
Over knee cleavage.
Labels:
cleavage,
got no shame,
poor judgement,
spandex,
trailer-trash style
Birthday Beer
Birthday beer...
Brung to me ~
By my maw.
Brung to me ~
By my maw.
Labels:
beer belly,
birthday,
trailer-trash style
Sourpuss!
Sourpuss!
Face, so gloomy...
Corn cob up yer butt?
Face, so gloomy...
Corn cob up yer butt?
Labels:
corn cobs,
gloomy gus,
pouting,
sourpuss
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Hair, So Pale.
Hair, so pale.
Black roots, black lips...
Eyebrows, tattooed.
Black roots, black lips...
Eyebrows, tattooed.
Labels:
black roots,
tattoos,
trailer-trash style
Coon Hound, Sleeping
Coon hound, sleeping...
Buzz! A fly.
One eye opens.
Buzz! A fly.
One eye opens.
Labels:
bone-idle lazy,
coon hounds
Look, a Garden
Look, a garden!
Tater peels, th'owed out ~
Sprouted, in mud.
Tater peels, th'owed out ~
Sprouted, in mud.
Labels:
garden,
tater peels,
the lawn
Thursday, July 2, 2009
Thick and Fleshy
Thick and fleshy ~
Her top spills over...
"The muffin."
Her top spills over...
"The muffin."
Labels:
cleavage,
spandex,
trailer-trash style
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